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Name: Victor
Gender: Male
Interests: Ruling the world, destroying the accursed Richards. RICHAAAAAAARDS!
Expertise: Sorcery, nuclear physics... the list is long of things Doom does better than you.
Occupation: Other
Industry: Medical
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Member Since:
1/8/2006
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| Doom was quite disappointed in your covetousness in the comment department. Doom had to have his Doombots kill SOMEONE's family. Doom will not say whose, because it is fun to watch you squirm. Also, bow before Doom, for he has a "profile picture". True, it is of some pasty Australian playing Doom in an American motion picture, but it is still physically imposing. Speaking of American motion pictures, Doom saw "Syriana". It was quite entertaining, but for one aspect: the fools do not realize that it is Doom who controls everything, not the American oil companies or Middle Eastern dictatorships. Fools. Comment... Doom means it this time.
EDIT: Doom also has music, borrowed from the OTHER hideously scarred despot in armor and a deaths-head mask. What say you? | | |
| Doom is mad as hell and he's not going to take this anymore. Doom demands homage. Doom has his own COUNTRY, motherfuckers. With its own nuclear weapons program. Which Doom can use to go medieval on your ass if you refuse to acknowledge his existence. You may be wondering: "Is Doom threatening me?" The answer, of course, is yes. Doom has all your families. For everyone who does not comment, Doom will kill one of them. Here is the amusing part... Doom will not kill the corresponding family member of the person who does not comment. So even if you comment, your family is still in mortal danger. LDAO. Today Doom siphoned the Power Cosmic from the Silver Surfer, granting him godlike powers. Doom immediately attempted to make Richards' head explode with his mind, but apparently Richards has crafted a Power Cosmic-proof suit of armor for just such an occasion. Dick. Doom will also loose his vengeance on you if you do not attend Mr. Hermitage, as Doom's scribe "Crap_in_a_Hat" will be participating in said event. So remember... YOU WILL COMMENT ON DOOM'S ENTRY, YOU SONS OF BITCHES. | | |
| Doom saw the American motion picture "Brokeback Mountain" yesterday. The atrocious grammar of the title aside, Doom was not amused. The film told of two homosexual cowmen (played by Leonardo DiCaprio and Leonardo DiCaprio) who have a romantic liaison. Huzzah! Academy Awards all around! Doom jests, of course. The only conceivable reason this film was made was to titillate with its depiction of Tobey Maguire and his clone copulating. This does not get Doom hot under his mask, Doom will have you know. For all those who say the motion picture has artistic value, Doom asks you this: would you see it if the homosexuals were portrayed by Harvey Keitel (http://www.djfl.de/entertainment/stars/h/harvey_keitel.jpg) and Christopher Walken (http://daily.greencine.com/archives/christopher-walken-right.jpg)? Doom can hear all you females engaging in a collective "Welllll..." Lest you think Doom sexist, Doom probably would not have enjoyed the delightful motion picture "The Graduate" had Mrs. Robinson been portrayed by Shelley Winters. So there is no double standard. Doom plans to buy up every print of "Brokeback Mountain" with the Latverian treasury and burn them. If you females play your cards right, Doom will let you inhale the flames and taste some essence of Christian Bale or whoever. | | |
| Sweet Mephisto! Doom is on Wikipedia! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr._Doom
Wow, they have Doom's entire life on here. Even that time Doom put on a piping-hot metal mask and burned his beautiful face horribly. They even have (shudder) that Hollywood film in which Doom was portrayed as a Fortune 500 CEO with flaky skin. That should have been Ralph Fiennes playing Doom. Ra's al Ghul was played by Liam Neeson. Who does Doom get? The guy from Nip/Tuck. Last night Doom was looking through his address book, and realized he hasn't talked to Magneto in forever. This is probably because Magneto controls metal, and Doom wears metal armor. Also, Magneto hates all non-mutants, of which Doom is one. But he has talent, undeniably. You know who else Doom needs to get back in touch with? Kang the Conqueror. But let Doom tell you, he is never working with the Sub-Mariner again. He's an asshole. Doom would really like to work with someone outside his sphere of influence, like Ra's al Ghul, Keyser Soze or Voldemort. If anyone who aspires to conquer the world/kill Reed Richards is interested, leave Doom a comment. | | |
| Doom loves this music. It gets him in a world-subjugating mood.  Doom has begun to master the art of "Xanga". Doom has already collected four of your so-called subscriptions. When Doom has enough, he will build a cyber-army and they will join forces with his Doombots, eventually taking control of America and destroying Richards. That reminds Doom of an amusing anecdote. Okay, so this one time, Richards challenged Doom to a literal battle of wits with the encephalo-gun he had crafted via his inferior intellect. Two people connected one end to their foreheads, and they thought as hard as they could. The one with the lesser brainpower (aka Richards) would be banished to a bottomless limbo from which there was no return. And we hooked it up and... this part is hilarious... Richards vanished! BWAHAHAHAHAHA! LDAO [Laughing Doom's Ass Off]! Of course, it was all a trick, and Richards returned and vanquished Doom. Fuck Richards. | | |
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